Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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