My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
