Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we made out on top of his cat.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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