hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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