.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
