his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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