so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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