I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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