Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
