Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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