Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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