I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Alive.
So much puke
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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