sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
