i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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