I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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