My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm really busy with my period
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