Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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