i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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