I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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