She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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