so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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