its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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