There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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