sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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