it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
