glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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