i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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