I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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