are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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