ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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