I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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