he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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