But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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