We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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