i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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