theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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