So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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