I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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