There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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