? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
it's like iHOP with fire
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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