THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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