love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Randomize
