I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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