Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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