thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Still dying that you shit outside
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
