carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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