His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
