Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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