About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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