I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
